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A brilliant brainwave takes a flyby

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

Bright Idea

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

"The Just Me Band"

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

The next wave

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

I love Marimba

Brain Sunrise

'I think that's enough brain defragging for today.'

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

Candles on Drum

'Yes, he's neurotic - It's a common condition with neurologists.'

Bob's Heart Valves 'N' Stuff (store is open)

Specialized regions in a couple of human chromosomes.

"Wow! These special effects are incredible."

"You can't check my pulse while I'm checking your pulse!"

"Before we analyze the data, we must analyze the person who came up with the data."

'Celestial music, my eye. We were just picking up some FM station in Vienna.'

Moses during his Part The Waves Tour 400bc

Brain Check

'Hey! The audience wants you to stop sending spam thoughts!'

"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."

'Well, Tom, everyone suffers from delusions from time to time.'

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

Drummers