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A brilliant brainwave takes a flyby

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

Bright Idea

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

"The Just Me Band"

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

The next wave

I love Marimba

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

Brain Sunrise

Ian Dury

'I think that's enough brain defragging for today.'

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

Candles on Drum

'Yes, he's neurotic - It's a common condition with neurologists.'

Bob's Heart Valves 'N' Stuff (store is open)

Specialized regions in a couple of human chromosomes.

"Before we analyze the data, we must analyze the person who came up with the data."

Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! What's that malfunctioning machine? It's a "Justin Beeper"!

We only give him smartwater.

"Wow! These special effects are incredible."

"You can't check my pulse while I'm checking your pulse!"

'Celestial music, my eye. We were just picking up some FM station in Vienna.'

Moses during his Part The Waves Tour 400bc

Brain Check

"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."

Elvis Costello

Drummers

'Hey! The audience wants you to stop sending spam thoughts!'

'Well, Tom, everyone suffers from delusions from time to time.'

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

Garage. Tell the scoutmaster we fixed his broken horn. Beep repaired!