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Specialized regions in a couple of human chromosomes.

'Well, Tom, everyone suffers from delusions from time to time.'

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

Introducing...Anagraman.

Bright Idea

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

The next wave

How information mingles in our brains

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

Sardine psychologist.

'I think that's enough brain defragging for today.'

Hopkin's for Clinic the Dyslexic

Brain Sunrise

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

'Don't disturb your father for an hour he's busy doing the Five minute crossword.'

'Yes, he's neurotic - It's a common condition with neurologists.'

Sudoku toilet paper

"Those are my medals in mental gymnastics."

Bob's Heart Valves 'N' Stuff (store is open)

'I think you need to work on your frontal lobes.'

"I can't remember if I took my smart pill."

Puzzle books - Guaranteed to fry your brain.

"You can't check my pulse while I'm checking your pulse!"

"Sod U OK!?"

'Sorry, Dr. Schmertzdorf — that was my right brain talking.'

Quick Crossword.

O.K., now just recite the alphabet backwards and you're free to go.

Einstein's most embarrassing moment

"Wow! These special effects are incredible."

"Before we analyze the data, we must analyze the person who came up with the data."

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.