Brain Expert T-Shirts

'I wonder if they KNOW about each other?'

The Map of the human brain

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"Your job is to build an app that replaces you."

Otto the SmartyCar!

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

'You're hired, but remember, you can be replaced by a machine...believe me.'

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

People and robots

'Here's the name of my cosmetic brain surgeon. He make you look smarter.'

'Sorry, you're overqualified for this job.'

X-RAY

"My self-driving car is wintering in Florida."

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

Smith and Hobson: People replacing people with apps and robots since 2009.

"Stop whinging and man up!" "Our new AI complaints management system still needs a bit of work."

Cow Pilot.

'He followed me home! Can he hibernate here?'

This is your brain on cartoons

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."