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"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

Carbon Dating.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Sexual chemistry set

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

Spindle Neurons

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

It's an experiment.

'Catch this!'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

Molecules You Ought to be Aware Of.

X-RAY

The Bride of Finkelstein!

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

Uncle Mort, have you been playing with your home genetic engineering kit again? Guilty. I was trying to clone my own DNA. For laughs, I mixed up my genes with compost. Mixed up? Technically, cross-bred. Trump is a meathead! Well, you're a vegetable.

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

Frankenfish

'You know creativity involves a high tolerance for failure, don't you?'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'Giving you eternal life was a hard enough problem! Don't expect me to know how to save enough for it, too!'

"He, Igor? Who are we to play God with its gender pronouns?"

Professor...what are you doing?

"We were just wondering if you were edible."