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Stock Market Psychology: 'Buy with the leftside of your brain, sell with the rightside!'

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

A psychiatrist is at the end of the maze.

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

"Actually, I do my best thinking when Mr. Genius here is sound asleep. How about you?"

X-RAY

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

The Jeopardy of Progress

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Young Frankenstein"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Occu-Pie Mars

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

2021

At the Museum

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Big Bang Theory.

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Albert Einstein

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

Fear/Knowledge

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."