Neurologists Gifts

Inside One's Memory Bank

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The Map of the human brain

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

PSA Banter.

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

Human Brain

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

'I've got this splitting headache.'

Free-Floating Anxiety

Dog training

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

Thinking Cap (a hat in the form of a brain).

'Here's the name of my cosmetic brain surgeon. He make you look smarter.'

"I try to 'go with the flow' doc, but my prostate is an unwilling participant!"

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

'You'd look sad too if there had been a strong earthquake during your vasectomy.'