Neurologists Mugs

Inside One's Memory Bank

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The Map of the human brain

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

PSA Banter.

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

I'm trying to read your test results from urology, but their server can only stream them a little bit at a time.

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'

Cannabis: Anti-seizure Medication

Prostate: 51st State

How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.

Spindle Neurons

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, and the Woman who Mistook her Husband for a New Mercedes.

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.

Human Brain

'I've got this splitting headache.'

It's a busy mother's day down there! The glucose molecule got his mom a box of sweets, the histamine brought flowers ... A sodium atom got bath salts, and the genes had a family portrait taken. Frank, the neuron didn't get a gift for his mother. No, he didn't but he always sends a nice message!

Free-Floating Anxiety

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

Dog training

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

"The cape comes off too."

Thinking Cap (a hat in the form of a brain).

'Here's the name of my cosmetic brain surgeon. He make you look smarter.'

"I try to 'go with the flow' doc, but my prostate is an unwilling participant!"