Binocular Collector Pillows

What makes you think I need my eyesight tested?

"Everything looks fuzzy through these."

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

'Bird Watching is fun, but it tends to make me salivate...'

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

'It's an antique!'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

Are your parents here? Spring play! I can't tell.

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!"

"We were having a great conversation and then someone clapped."

'Still no sign of life.'

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

Bird Watcher Slowly Sinking.

Ornithologist

Bird Watching with Binoculars

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."