Binocular Aficionado Pillows

"Get a life!"

Bird Watcher Slowly Sinking.

Supermarkets eyeing up suburban development site.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'Anorak anoraks'.

'. . . Just thought I'd drop you a mime!'

'No cheating'

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

Bird watching in Bolivia

"I wonder where they nest..."

Air Transylvania's Red Eye Flight.

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

The Birth of an Air Traffic Controller

'Now that WE'VE found the secret message we will respond by not telling anyone.'

Bird watcher sees bird looking back with binoculars.

"I spy the weekend!"

Telescopes at the top of a mountain.

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

"They're bifocal glasses: I can use them to read as well as to see long distance when I'm charging..."

Your Luggage

Shock Absorber and Environmental Ideas that Failed: Recycled Springs from Box Spring Mattresses.

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

"It's mine—and I'd appreciate your not looking out of it."

"Please remain seated, we're waiting for clearance to resume our flight."

"Miss, I'm familiar with the 'Fasten Seatbelt' sign, but what's with the 'Check Engine' light?"

'All I can tell you is that they find us interesting and may God bless them one and all.'

"Check out this live stream."

"Good . . . no read the next line."

Don Quixote