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Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'Anorak anoraks'.

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

Bird Watcher Slowly Sinking.

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

"I will not tolerate that language in this house. What is it,anyway - Latin?"

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

"Get a life!"

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

'I-need-bifocal-itis.'

Telescopes at the top of a mountain.

'Now that WE'VE found the secret message we will respond by not telling anyone.'

"I spy the weekend!"

Bird watcher sees bird looking back with binoculars.

'She says we never talk. But that's because she doesn't speak English and I don't speak Spanish.'

'All I can tell you is that they find us interesting and may God bless them one and all.'

"Seriously...girls have their own language!"

"I think our babies are due to hatch any time soon Darling: the whole bird-watching club is camped below our nest with binoculars..."

'George, I'd like you to meet Mademoiselle Fifi LaTour from Paris -- she inspired me to invent bifocals!'

"I have to commend you for your ability to focus."

"Lionel will be watching the new Administration very closely."

"This window has a view of the park."

'If you don't mind, I'll spot my own fish!'

Supermarkets eyeing up suburban development site.

"I just saw a hipster age perceptibly."

Jean Chrétien: I don't speak good English, but I French very well!

Fist bumps in other languages

Woman on Subway's Thoughts

Bird watcher close encounter.