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Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'Anorak anoraks'.

So that's it? I've tweeted a risque photo of my bicep. What happens next? We wait for the outpouring. I'm ready. Bring on the outrage. C'mon media! Let's hear your disgust that some old man would brazenly send such a lascivious photo. Then, with the world looking at me, I'll astound them with my idea of a universal health care system! Wait. Wait. Not yet. it's time for my first nap of the day. Can we do this later? What? Zzzzz. Best way for this to end.

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

Bird Watcher Slowly Sinking.

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"I will not tolerate that language in this house. What is it,anyway - Latin?"

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

"Get a life!"

'I-need-bifocal-itis.'

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

Telescopes at the top of a mountain.

'Now that WE'VE found the secret message we will respond by not telling anyone.'

Bird watcher sees bird looking back with binoculars.

"I spy the weekend!"

'She says we never talk. But that's because she doesn't speak English and I don't speak Spanish.'

'All I can tell you is that they find us interesting and may God bless them one and all.'

"Eight hours and still not a bird to be seen."

"Seriously...girls have their own language!"

"I think our babies are due to hatch any time soon Darling: the whole bird-watching club is camped below our nest with binoculars..."

"I have to commend you for your ability to focus."

'George, I'd like you to meet Mademoiselle Fifi LaTour from Paris -- she inspired me to invent bifocals!'

"Lionel will be watching the new Administration very closely."

"This window has a view of the park."

Jean Chrétien: I don't speak good English, but I French very well!

Supermarkets eyeing up suburban development site.

'If you don't mind, I'll spot my own fish!'

"I just saw a hipster age perceptibly."

Fist bumps in other languages

"Shhhh. 3-bedroom, 2-bath ranch, attached garage, good schools...dead ahead."

Bird watcher close encounter.