Bifocal Brigade Pillows

'I-need-bifocal-itis.'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

'Bird Watching is fun, but it tends to make me salivate...'

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

'Still no sign of life.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

Ornithologist

Bird Watching with Binoculars

'No cheating'

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"I was raised in New York and Nancy is from L.A., but we're bringing up the children bicoastal."

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

'I've learned one thing in my years of experience in the business world -- never see a lawyer without seeing a lawyer first.'

Bird watcher sees bird looking back with binoculars.

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

'I don't see anything like it in the bird book...maybe it will come back and we can get a closer look at it!'

Bird Guide.

Duck Spotting

I rhyme today for I feel great cheer. Listen up, people. I am truly moved. The greatest three words a man can hear. You are pre-approved! Hail the bard of the home-loan sonnet.

"Baldo, no normal kid is excited about summer ending."

'George, I'd like you to meet Mademoiselle Fifi LaTour from Paris -- she inspired me to invent bifocals!'