Bifocal Brigade Pillows

'I-need-bifocal-itis.'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

'Bird Watching is fun, but it tends to make me salivate...'

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

'Still no sign of life.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

Bird Watching with Binoculars

Ornithologist

'No cheating'

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"I was raised in New York and Nancy is from L.A., but we're bringing up the children bicoastal."

"That's Gilbey's hat and Gilbey's binoculars, but that's definitely not Gilbey."

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

'I've learned one thing in my years of experience in the business world -- never see a lawyer without seeing a lawyer first.'

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

Bird watcher sees bird looking back with binoculars.

'I don't see anything like it in the bird book...maybe it will come back and we can get a closer look at it!'

Bird Guide.

'George, I'd like you to meet Mademoiselle Fifi LaTour from Paris -- she inspired me to invent bifocals!'

"Baldo, no normal kid is excited about summer ending."

Duck Spotting

'Wait...that's not a gray chested black wing hawk, that's a drone.'