Oddball Enthusiast Gifts

Great British Eccentrics.

Believe in Yourself

Propeller beanies make fun happen!

"I had the usual religious upbringing, but then I converted."

"Patty and Glen met at the Opera. Rich and I met at the beach. Where did you two meet?"

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Holiday time.

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

A boy with a football

A Masked Ball

"I hope this thing doesn't spiral out of control."

"This time I'm really, really going to throw it."

Football fan

Owl Through Time

'What's wrong with you?'

'I lost two teeth trying to catch a cricket ball in flight...'

In Other News, Owls. Owl News Now. Here Owls. Owl Time.

He was a great dodgeball player. Who's in heaven now. He will be missed.

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

'Owl be lovin' you owlwise!'

World Cup Universe.

'Yes, this is 'Hooters'. What were you expecting?'

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

Some owls aren't content just knowing who.

"Hey, catch me a wave."

Men cut down a tree to retrieve a football.

Who's Hoot

"You think you've been kicked-around a lot? Try being me for a day..."

'We don't use that anymore. We've installed 8-Ball software into our computers.'

'Well, I'm not telling him off. He might be armed.'