Oddball Enthusiast Gifts

Great British Eccentrics.

Believe in Yourself

Propeller beanies make fun happen!

"I had the usual religious upbringing, but then I converted."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Holiday time.

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

A boy with a football

A Masked Ball

Football fan

Owl Through Time

"This time I'm really, really going to throw it."

'I lost two teeth trying to catch a cricket ball in flight...'

In Other News, Owls. Owl News Now. Here Owls. Owl Time.

'Owl be lovin' you owlwise!'

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

Some owls aren't content just knowing who.

Men cut down a tree to retrieve a football.

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

"Hey, catch me a wave."

Who's Hoot

"You think you've been kicked-around a lot? Try being me for a day..."

'We don't use that anymore. We've installed 8-Ball software into our computers.'

'Well, I'm not telling him off. He might be armed.'

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

'I'm sorry, he's in a meeting. would you like his voice mail?'

"Really?"

Attack of footballs.

"The hardest part about school is trying to fit in."