Oddball Gifts

"The hardest part about school is trying to fit in."

Church for sports worshipers.

'Super Dog'

Great British Eccentrics.

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

Wilfried Zaha

The Screeeen!

'I can't get the hang of this cloud computing...'

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

"The election result was predictably unpredictable."

'We don't use that anymore. We've installed 8-Ball software into our computers.'

"For a change of pace, I thought we could play dodge ball instead of phone tag."

Believe in Yourself

"The name's Bond. Duane Bond."

'He's at the 'awkward stage' in converting to paperless so he carries both a laptop and a briefcase.'

"Pretty good, but I'll bet you can't hit him again."

Police taking pizzas from crashed pizza delivery bike.

"On our corporate chain of command, he's the missing link."

"I'm scanning these old photos we're afraid of losing into my computer so I can lose them there."

"I had the usual religious upbringing, but then I converted."

'This is a very competitive kindergarten, son. If you're going to have any chance in dodgeball, you'll need to bulk up on steroids.'

'She's system two and this is the new beta release.'

Track & Field & Stream