Outdoor Oddball Gifts

Track & Field & Stream

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

"Apple harvest."

Clam Spearing

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'

'Does it bother you that I use wadded tissues as pillows?'

"I've got buck teeth, an overbite, big ears, pink eye, a harelip, and I live in a hole. She must love me!"

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

"Well, well, well, if it isn't the Little Mermaid."

"We're studying Walden Pond today."

Less Desirable Half-Women Half-Fish

Drones Unlimited

Spiro & Pusho go hunting.

'I'd like a full report on my office paint job.'

"How is this such a great place to spot migrating whales? I don't see a thing."

Baseball says to prankster basketball: You're such a joker.

Snowman

"Pardon me, but we ran out of gas. Can you tow us into shore?"

"Yeah? Well, I thought you brought a ball."

Indian Winter

'If you want me, honey, I'll be out here in the orchard.'

'Look! More roaches.'

"You pooped all over their car. You gotta expect some payback."

"I thought she was being shy. It turns out she's a doom-dayer!"

Golfer places tee on golfer dressed in green who is camouflaged...

A gardener blowing autumn leaves off a tree - into a neighbour's garden.

No Swimming, Skateboarding, Bicycling, Parking, Calories. . .

'Uh-oh....'

"It's going to rain all week, so I can't take you on walks to get your exercise. So, I'll teach you how to use this fitness machine."

Man with deflated sex doll at air pump.

When still waters don't run deep.

The Other Human Centipede