Adorable Oddball Gifts

"I love you, you big fool."

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

Clam Spearing

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

Odd Spas

'Does it bother you that I use wadded tissues as pillows?'

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

'I think we'll have to call the fire brigade again.'

"Well, well, well, if it isn't the Little Mermaid."

"Drinking home alone, I think he may have a problem."

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

Less Desirable Half-Women Half-Fish

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

Space Turkey Aliens visit a family on Thanksgiving.

Community Bed de Luxe

'I'd like a full report on my office paint job.'

I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui

"What are you doing?!"

"Of course, he's very low maintenance."

"Pardon me, but we ran out of gas. Can you tow us into shore?"

"I thought she was being shy. It turns out she's a doom-dayer!"

Skeleton doing laundry,

'Look! More roaches.'

Track & Field & Stream

Man with deflated sex doll at air pump.

"It's going to rain all week, so I can't take you on walks to get your exercise. So, I'll teach you how to use this fitness machine."

"Don't tell the 'how-we-met' story."