Adorable Oddball Mugs

"I've got buck teeth, an overbite, big ears, pink eye, a harelip, and I live in a hole. She must love me!"

"I love you, you big fool."

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

Clam Spearing

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

Odd Spas

'Does it bother you that I use wadded tissues as pillows?'

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

'I think we'll have to call the fire brigade again.'

"Well, well, well, if it isn't the Little Mermaid."

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

"Drinking home alone, I think he may have a problem."

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the Antiques Roadshow

Less Desirable Half-Women Half-Fish

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

Space Turkey Aliens visit a family on Thanksgiving.

A Magician struggling to pull a rabbit out of a hat as a rabbit watches from the audience.

Community Bed de Luxe

Happy Birthday Party for flies in a urinal.

'I'd like a full report on my office paint job.'

"What are you doing?!"

I was having fun making log letters when someone asked "why?" So I Qui

"Of course, he's very low maintenance."

"Pardon me, but we ran out of gas. Can you tow us into shore?"

Ice/Mice fishing.

Skeleton doing laundry,

"I thought she was being shy. It turns out she's a doom-dayer!"

'Look! More roaches.'

Track & Field & Stream

"It's going to rain all week, so I can't take you on walks to get your exercise. So, I'll teach you how to use this fitness machine."

"Don't tell the 'how-we-met' story."

This stuff seems perfectly normal

Lost Glove: couple walk by a railing on which sits a six-fingered glove.

Man with deflated sex doll at air pump.