Artsy Oddball Mugs

"Well, well, well, if it isn't the Little Mermaid."

Guitarist

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"Outré or simply bad?"

Gustav Holst

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"Gesundheit."

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'

Porcupine meets horseshoe crab

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

Billie Eilish caricature

Write "Brenda' but use disappearing ink

Rhino Art

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

Pavement Art.

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

'Abstract painting.'

Rainy Day, Boredom

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.