Artsy Oddball Mugs

"Well, well, well, if it isn't the Little Mermaid."

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Guitarist

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

The stages of gentrification: a guide

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"Outré or simply bad?"

Gustav Holst

I'll admit I haven't been waiting all my life to meet you, but I have waited through a rough pencil sketch, the inking process and Photoshop lettering. Surely that's worth something! !?!

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"Gesundheit."

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"The self-portraits of Mexican artist Frida Kahlo were influenced by the great artists of her time."

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

Medusa's baby picture

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

Porcupine meets horseshoe crab

'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'

Operation Tattoo

Billie Eilish caricature

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

"I've got buck teeth, an overbite, big ears, pink eye, a harelip, and I live in a hole. She must love me!"

Write "Brenda' but use disappearing ink

Rhino Art

Pavement Art.

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

Rainy Day, Boredom

"I don't know art but I know what I like and I like it."