Romantic Oddball Gifts

"I'm over here."

"This will be hilarious!"

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'They were all out of roses.'

"Do you have a Venus Fly Trap?"

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

Man proposes using strong flour as a ring.

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

'Does it bother you that I use wadded tissues as pillows?'

'I admire your persistence, Melvin, but I'm in love with another woman.'

'My daughter eloped with a mime...'

"I know that on-line dating service claims a 90% success rate, but let's face it, Henry, we're in that other ten percent!"

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

I'm sending myself three Valentine's cards...that should keep my hubby on his toes!

'Honey, this is Alonzo

I thought we'd get fake tattoos of each other's names. If we're still together in 10 years, we'll get real ones.'

"They were only supposed to find truffles, but then they found Roger - a man who curiously smells a lot like truffles."

'I solemnly - whooooaaah - delcare...'

Man is walking his dachshund with a Happy Valentines Day balloon tied around dog's belly lifting it off of the sidewalk.

'Okay, so you've proved a point - you really do love me!'

'If my husband comes home, duck out that door. . . He'll never see you.'

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

'Aagh- are you sure you checked the smell-by date?'

Heart Flasher

A dog cupid flies an arrow after a dog jumping on a random man's leg.

'Ralph developed a love potion at the lab, but then the dog drank it.'

"I still can't believe that you've booked a table for two on our anniversary you old romantic!"

Man anchors suspenders to ground as he prepares to jump with girlfriend at lover's leap.

'Will you marry me, or take whoever is behind the curtain?'

'How did you...never mind...ring the doorbell?'

Clown playing footsie in restaurant.