Outdoor Oddball Prints

Track & Field & Stream

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

"Apple harvest."

Clam Spearing

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'

'Does it bother you that I use wadded tissues as pillows?'

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

"Well, well, well, if it isn't the Little Mermaid."

"We're studying Walden Pond today."

Spiro & Pusho go hunting.

Drones Unlimited

Less Desirable Half-Women Half-Fish

"How is this such a great place to spot migrating whales? I don't see a thing."

'I'd like a full report on my office paint job.'

Snowman

Baseball says to prankster basketball: You're such a joker.

"Pardon me, but we ran out of gas. Can you tow us into shore?"

"Yeah? Well, I thought you brought a ball."

"I thought she was being shy. It turns out she's a doom-dayer!"

'Look! More roaches.'

'If you want me, honey, I'll be out here in the orchard.'

Indian Winter

Golfer places tee on golfer dressed in green who is camouflaged...

A gardener blowing autumn leaves off a tree - into a neighbour's garden.

No Swimming, Skateboarding, Bicycling, Parking, Calories. . .

When still waters don't run deep.

"It's going to rain all week, so I can't take you on walks to get your exercise. So, I'll teach you how to use this fitness machine."

Man with deflated sex doll at air pump.

'Uh-oh....'

Trump orchestra