Paper Ball Enthusiast Gifts

"On our corporate chain of command, he's the missing link."

Great British Eccentrics.

Canine conundrum.

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

'IN--IGNORE--OUT'

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

'Has everyone read the memo about recycling paper?'

A Masked Ball

"This time I'm really, really going to throw it."

"I hope this thing doesn't spiral out of control."

Only in the newspapers.

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

"I'm afraid he's right-there's nothing in here about slobber balls."

The Day They Invented Papyrus

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

Paper aeroplane: 'Get on with your work.'

'Am I the only one who still enjoys the glide of a perfectly sharpened #2 on a fresh yellow legal pad?'

The copier is making a whining noise.

'We don't use that anymore. We've installed 8-Ball software into our computers.'

'Your memo Sir? It's just flown in... er I mean arrived now.'

'Grampa, how can we become a book, like you?'

Stationery Officer

"Tablets? Are we talking digital or paper?"

"Gretzky shoots from three-point land for the extra point..." "Idiot"

Believe in Yourself

'Having conducted a comprehensive analysis of dozens of subsets of data from a wide range of sources we've confirmed that the likely answer is 36...now we just need to identify the question.'

Spring ballpark errors.

"I really just need the one."

Secretary of the Air Forces

"You're holding the paper upside down, Kevin. . ."

"I had the usual religious upbringing, but then I converted."

'...But my stupid parents said no!!'