Paper Basketball Pro Gifts

"Gretzky shoots from three-point land for the extra point..." "Idiot"

In basket-case.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Responsibility and duties

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

Distractions: Work Disputes

"Are you sending emails or ZZZ mails?"

Fed up with unnecessary bureaucracy?...what people don't appreciate is that if they don't fill out their C90D then how can we POSSIBLY know how many C90ds there ARE!

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

Desk bins: 'Whatnot,' 'Whatever,' and 'What now?'

"I'm working as fast as I can, Mr. Sims. There are only so many billable hours in a day, you know."

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

'Actually I can't even figure out the origin of this organization.'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

"I know you're allowed work from home, but do you have to work from MY home?"

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

"Check out my free white paper!"

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

Co-pilot smirks at paper airplane stuck in the hair of the pilot

"People whinge about the irrelevance and duplication of paperwork, but if the forms aren't filled out how are we supposed to know how many forms have been completed?"

"I'm too busy to show you around, Smith. You'll have to follow me on Twitter."

"I'm binge working tonight."

'It's all right. I'm just a little behind.'

Accountancy

Bureaucrat

"I think she's having a Spontaneous Paperwork Induced Collapse."

"This work/life balance thing is a piece of cake, dear..."

"As you insist everything must be in triplicate, meet my new secretaries."

"There's more to basketball than winning. There's also telling China to back off in Hong Kong."

Only in the newspapers.

'Where's air traffic control?'

'I helped write the new tax code and even I don't understand it.'

"Please fill out these medical forms, which are identical to the ones you filled out earlier online, and have the exact same questions your doctor will ask you later in the exam room."