Paperwork Pro Gifts

'Now...where did I put that 'How to keep your desk tidy' memo?'

In basket-case.

Creative Accounting Inc - Accounts Receivable/Accounts Decievable.

"This is easier than navigating through medicare."

'You know what's boring? Writing out lengthy 'near-miss' accident reports.'

In and Out Tray

Responsibility and duties

"There's a moving truck backing up to our loading dock. Maybe they're delivering the government regulatory guidelines."

"I'm working as fast as I can, Mr. Sims. There are only so many billable hours in a day, you know."

'What is the purpose of your visit?'

IRS, 'Internal just isn't enough any more -- we have to go EXternal.'

"I'm binge working tonight."

'With all the paperwork it's a 50 hour week, of course you'll need a few more hours to see some clients.'

'It's all right. I'm just a little behind.'

'My management philosophy is simple. Get the paperwork properly filled out and submitted on time.'

'I helped write the new tax code and even I don't understand it.'

'Actually I can't even figure out the origin of this organization.'

'I'll be away for a few days, sir - I'm attending a conference of conference organizers.'

In come.

"Please fill out these medical forms, which are identical to the ones you filled out earlier online, and have the exact same questions your doctor will ask you later in the exam room."

"We've been pre-disapproved for another loan."

"Why didn't we think of this?"

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

"Hey, why can't I get any help with this paperwork?!"

Top Secret, Classified, and Who Cares.

"People whinge about the irrelevance and duplication of paperwork, but if the forms aren't filled out how are we supposed to know how many forms have been completed?"

"Ok guys, Let's fill in some forms,"

"I know you're allowed work from home, but do you have to work from MY home?"

"Check out my free white paper!"

Attorney's desk bins: Quid Quo Pro? Quo Pro Quid? Pro Quid Quo? Whatever.

"When I told you to back things up, I meant your computer stuff, not your work flow."

"Mr Yomp is in a big hurry, so give him 'speedy runaround number 39'..."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

"It's the credit card company...They called to say you forgot to sign that check you're putting in the envelop."