Magic Ball Enthusiast Gifts

'We have three confirmations, the crystal ball, the magic 8-ball and the coin flip, all say to buy.'

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

Toadstools

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Desert Island BBQ

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Late BroomStick

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

High-gravity baseball

Great British Eccentrics.

Broomstick crash.

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"What the hell took so long?"

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"I can't believe he brought her."

Rocking Witches.

100% carbon neutral

"I said slime."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Rocket and Witch Race

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

"It's probably just seasonal."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...