Bowl Collector Gifts

"Baldo, I need you to run over to Bernarda's house and borrow some sugar. And make sure she gives it to you in the same bowl I gave to her when she borrowed sugar from me!"

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Bowling ball head.

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

'I think that's always how it's been!'

Bowl Games.

'Big advantage!!'

Baseballs Golf Balls Spitballs.

"I put all my eggs in different basket, like you said."

In case of emergency...break glass: Crisis Manual.

'Where's your goldfish?'

"I don't even know when late night begins anymore."

"I got my hair straightened..."

'Y'know what? Maybe we should eliminate your backswing altogether.'

Man Drowns in Globe

'Maybe I shouldn't put 'instant cooling' on maximum.'

'Flat Earth Society' with a globe-shaped drinks cabinet.

Help! I'm caught on a pinsetter and I can't get loose!

'Inflatable boat Fred!'

"You see, by using a bowling-ball, we practice our balance as well as doing weight-training..."

"The name's Bond. Duane Bond."

Dog in basket

"You've got to stop bringing your work home."

Poor Easter Bunny with sign: 'Put all my eggs in one basket'.

'All signs point to yes.'

'On the contrary, if trouble breaks out we stand a much better chance if we split up.'

'Yes, Mr. Payton, I told everyone to bring a ball to class. But did I really need to go into specific detail?'

Bat Globe.