Bowl Collector Gifts

"Baldo, I need you to run over to Bernarda's house and borrow some sugar. And make sure she gives it to you in the same bowl I gave to her when she borrowed sugar from me!"

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Bowling ball head.

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

'What's wrong with you?'

'I think that's always how it's been!'

'Big advantage!!'

Bowl Games.

Baseballs Golf Balls Spitballs.

"I put all my eggs in different basket, like you said."

In case of emergency...break glass: Crisis Manual.

'Where's your goldfish?'

"I got my hair straightened..."

"I don't even know when late night begins anymore."

'Y'know what? Maybe we should eliminate your backswing altogether.'

Man Drowns in Globe

"You see, by using a bowling-ball, we practice our balance as well as doing weight-training..."

'Flat Earth Society' with a globe-shaped drinks cabinet.

'Maybe I shouldn't put 'instant cooling' on maximum.'

Dog in basket

Help! I'm caught on a pinsetter and I can't get loose!

"The name's Bond. Duane Bond."

'Inflatable boat Fred!'

Earthquake Lawn Bowls

"You've got to stop bringing your work home."

Poor Easter Bunny with sign: 'Put all my eggs in one basket'.

'All signs point to yes.'

Bat Globe.

'On the contrary, if trouble breaks out we stand a much better chance if we split up.'

Although unable to purchase the whole team, Fiona Winklestein puts in a successful bid or Candiens forward Maxim LaPierre on eBay.