Earthquake Lawn Bowls
Bowls Player Gifts
Searching for a thoughtful present for a bowls player? Our collection features witty and charming items that honor their love for the game. Perfect for birthdays, celebrations, or just because, these gifts capture the essence of bowls with a humorous twist. Whether they’re a seasoned pro or just starting, find a unique gift that will make them smile and showcase their passion for bowls.
Polar bear bowling alley
Cricket Accidents.
"Fill it up!"
"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"
Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940
'The grudge match.'
Mr. Blok goes bowling.
'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'
"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"
'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'
Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.
Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.
"The stock market went downholl, visited an ice cream parlor, then went bowling and ended the trading day in the pub."
Bowling ball head.
"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."
Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.
King Pin
Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.
"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."
Corporate thinking.
'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.
"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."
Pin-atas
"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."
Vikings to the Super bowl.
Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.
'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'
'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'
"Wow! That's a mean curveball."
"Heh, heh...'the angels are bowling' is just a figure of speech, son."
Joe Hundredaire
'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'
Jimmy Anderson
"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'
Bowls Player Gifts Collection
Bowls Player Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for bowls players—funny, personalized, and perfect for brightening any morning.
Bowls Player Pillows
Check out our cushions and pillows that celebrate bowls—ideal for adding personality to any lounge or game room.
Bowls Player Prints
Discover art prints perfect for bowls players—stylish, humorous, and great for decorating their favorite space.
Bowls Player T-Shirts
Browse our range of t-shirts for bowls enthusiasts—witty, comfortable, and ideal for showing off their love of the game.