Bowling Buff Gifts

Snake leaving Bowling Alley.

Vikings to the Super bowl.

Imran Khan

How Bowlers Strike.

There are more things to life than bowling...but I ignore them.

"It would be good to settle in a place that has recreational facilities."

"What can I say? Tough split."

New cricketing dresses to protect all England against the present swift bowling.

Jimmy Anderson

'I'm toast.'

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

Santa bowling.

'I'm recharging it.'

Old Bowler's Home

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

Polar bear bowling alley

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

Cricket Accidents.

'It's baseball season!'

The Other Cooperstown

Dialogue about the relationship.

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

Baseball Fantasy League Draft. 27 Trout. Everybody wants that rare player who can do it all on their team. Yeah, a player that hits for average and hits for power! Who is also terrific with a glove and has a strong throwing arm. All along with having great speed! Excuse me, I just don't understand it. Why are you always making such a big deal over a five-tool player?!

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

'The grudge match.'

"All right! Have it your own way. It was a ball."

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!