Bowl Game Buff Gifts

Pandemic Bowl

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

The Other Cooperstown

'It's baseball season!'

Dialogue about the relationship.

'John is watching the game under protest.'

Baseball Fantasy League Draft. 27 Trout. Everybody wants that rare player who can do it all on their team. Yeah, a player that hits for average and hits for power! Who is also terrific with a glove and has a strong throwing arm. All along with having great speed! Excuse me, I just don't understand it. Why are you always making such a big deal over a five-tool player?!

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

"All right! Have it your own way. It was a ball."

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!

Presenter Auditions.

COWMIKAZES

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'Einstein's theory of negativity'

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

'Fred, with the market off over 500 points, we thought we might modify your call-in program today.'

"Welcome to 'All About the Media,' where members of the media discuss the role of the media in media coverage of the media."

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

It was the bottom of the fifth and the bases were loaded.