Board Game Buff Gifts

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Pawn Shop - Selling Pawns.

'We were playing Twister at a party. . . there was a loud popping noise.'

'He said we wanted a piece of the action, so I bought him a puzzle.'

'Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. But I wasn't read my rights.'

"No you idiot, it's mother Teresa!" 'God didn't play dice but he was a big fan of Pictionary'

"It's no use. We just can't improve on perfection."

Queequeg: Master Harpoonist and Social Director, USS Pequod.

Chess player looking dazed playing computer,"He's crashed."

"They claim they're being used as pawns and are filing a lawsuit."

"Family game night rocks! Especially when the winner decides what his prize is!"

Game night, and Denise improves her chances of good rolls by warming her dice...

"I guess it all comes down to how much you want that cup of tea."

Ouija Bored

"Does anyone remember which game we're playing?"

"What's your dad doing?"

"Twister!"

Two men playing a game of Dominose. The game pieces are in the form of noses.

COWS: Cow chess

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

"My wife bought me a Scrabble set for my birthday...I can't find the words to thank her!"

WOW! That was random!

THE GLAZERS PLAYING SUBBUTEO: "Now flick no5 for me, Jenkins."

'Pawn to king's rook four.'

NOOO!! I hate when I'm missing the last piece of a puzzle! 4 piece puzzle.

We've been doing it all wrong – we don't need to take down the white pieces, we need to take down that giant pink thing.

I'm off to the senior Scrabble championships. One more thing to do … Nice word! My dead hamster has a better vocabulary. Taunting practice. You're ready, baby!

Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

"I'm pretty sure the word you've used to describe the new Scrabble isn't allowed."

"Smith, get in here. I'd like a word."

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."