Board Game Buff Gifts

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Pawn Shop - Selling Pawns.

'He said we wanted a piece of the action, so I bought him a puzzle.'

'Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. But I wasn't read my rights.'

"No you idiot, it's mother Teresa!" 'God didn't play dice but he was a big fan of Pictionary'

"It's no use. We just can't improve on perfection."

Queequeg: Master Harpoonist and Social Director, USS Pequod.

Chess player looking dazed playing computer,"He's crashed."

"They claim they're being used as pawns and are filing a lawsuit."

"Family game night rocks! Especially when the winner decides what his prize is!"

Game night, and Denise improves her chances of good rolls by warming her dice...

"I guess it all comes down to how much you want that cup of tea."

"Does anyone remember which game we're playing?"

"What's your dad doing?"

"Twister!"

Two men playing a game of Dominose. The game pieces are in the form of noses.

COWS: Cow chess

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

"My wife bought me a Scrabble set for my birthday...I can't find the words to thank her!"

WOW! That was random!

'Pawn to king's rook four.'

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

"Smith, get in here. I'd like a word."

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"The knights of the round accent table"

Sweep the board.

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'How about a game of cards?'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"The numbers don't lie . . . but we do."