Chess Buff Gifts

"This can't be good..."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

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Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

I want to hold your hand

Prawn Amend

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

'Checkmate!'

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

Man playing chess from his parked car.

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Chess on TV

Pawn Stars

'I must have that painting for my office.'

Bored Baker

Trojan Chess

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

'Some game dog you are. That's the fifth time in a row you've fallen for the King's Gambit.'

'It's not cheating...My king is Henry VIII.'

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

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