Chess Nerd Gifts

Super chess bros.

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Sweep the board.

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'I think they're up to something.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Target your message

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

Intellectual Property

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

Prawn Amend

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

Man and brain

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'Checkmate I think!'

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

'Checkmate!'

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

Existential Risk

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

Sharp Eyes

Bee Chess

AIDS prevention

Man kicking Exclamation Mark.