Chess Nerd Mugs

Super chess bros.

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

Sweep the board.

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

Target your message

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

'I think they're up to something.'

Intellectual Property

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

Prawn Amend

Man and brain

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'Checkmate I think!'

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

'Checkmate!'

Sharp Eyes

Man kicking Exclamation Mark.

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

AIDS prevention

Bee Chess

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."