Chess Buff Prints

"This can't be good..."

Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

Target your message

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

Prawn Amend

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

I want to hold your hand

"We don’t understand this game. Every time we touch the metal part, he tells us to lawyer up."

'Checkmate!'

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Man playing chess from his parked car.

"Have you had a chance to look at the menu?"

Pawn Stars

Bored Baker

Chess on TV

'I must have that painting for my office.'

Kosovo.

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

Trojan Chess