Chess Enthusiast Prints

"Queen's Pawn to Albuquerque,New Mexico."

'You're not taking this seriously, are you?

The Queen's Operation

Chess player unplugs Chess Computer to win.

"Oh, it always starts politely."

'I prefer this way of resolving conflict.'

"The trouble with you is, you see everything in black and white."

'Maybe it's just me, but I can't shake the feeling we're being used as pawns.'

Charles Darwin and God on a chess board - science and religion

"Do you think we can forgo the chess clock tonight?"

Chess player painting all the pieces his colour.

'Maybe it's me, but I have a feeling we're being used as pawns.'

'He's not that smart - I've beaten him three out of the last four games.'

Pawn Shop - Selling Pawns.

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

Origin of Moai

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Chess

If chess allowed gerrymandering.

Two cleaners face-off on a checked floor - "Check!"

'Go ahead and use the lavatory up front...we might be a while.'

Game Over. - Son beating father at chess.

"So, Beatriz, what do your parents think of your boyfriend?"

"Since when have mine-fields been part of chess??"

'Let battle commence' Chess board, big female piece, small male piece

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'No wonder nobody will play with yuo if you insist on being white all the time.'

"Remember, a journey of a thousand miles begins with either two squares forward and one to the side, or two squares to the side and one forward."

"You're two weeks behind in making toys. What do you mean you now have to test all chess games first?"

Many suspected the Russian Grandmaster of steroid use. Proving it was another matter.

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

I've always dreamed of living off the grid.

White rook to C4. - '' - 'Black Queen to D6 - check mate.' - '' - 'Gah! Why do I always lose?' - '' -

'I'm sorry Roger, it's not you, it's the way you move, it's just so bizarre.'

Chess Master