Blues Buff Gifts

"Here's a blues number I wrote anout paying my dues with the cash back I got on my platinum card."

The Vineyard

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"That is an outrageous slur."

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Piano Keyboard

"Always with the String Theory."

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

'At least I don't have his life.'

Upper West Side Story

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Snake reads the book The Taming Of The Shrew.

Modern Life Blues

Doggy conductor

'We had to donwsize.'

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"Commuters"

"Now she's saying there'll have to be an pre-nuptial agreement."

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"