Blues Buff Mugs

Amy Winehouse

"Here's a blues number I wrote anout paying my dues with the cash back I got on my platinum card."

The Vineyard

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"That is an outrageous slur."

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Piano Keyboard

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"Always with the String Theory."

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

'At least I don't have his life.'

Modern Life Blues

Snake reads the book The Taming Of The Shrew.

Upper West Side Story

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

Doggy conductor

'We had to donwsize.'

Cockerel sings the blues...

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Happy Tots Day Care.

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"Commuters"

Robert Johnson.

"Son, I've asked Mr. Puffer to instruct you on the finer points of classical as your new tooter."

Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! She was great! I hear she's so sought-after by musical theater productions that she can make them work around her schedule! So in other words, "Operettas are standing by!"

McCartney art exhibition: 'The only reason they gave him the show is because he's got a famous daughter'