Brussels Buff Mugs

EU

A Good Batch.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

The Alpha Seltzer

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

Of Mice and Men.

Surreal ale

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'Can I have flies with that'

The burden of carrying the Euro.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

French horn.

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

National Coffee Day

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

I want to hold your hand

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'Who's the new guy?'

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'