Brussels Buff Gifts

EU

A Good Batch.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

The Alpha Seltzer

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

Of Mice and Men.

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

The burden of carrying the Euro.

Surreal ale

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'Can I have flies with that'

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

French horn.

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

National Coffee Day

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

I want to hold your hand

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

'Who's the new guy?'

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.