Bordeaux Buff Gifts

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

A glass of red wine

Claret

Theorbo

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"Be creative...!"

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'We'll take it!'

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

French horn.

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

Man playing large saxophone in shape of the word 'jazz'.

Claudius Monteverdi.

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'

"This is a blind audition, right?"

Arturo Sandoval