Bourbon Buff Gifts

'There's no administration costs, so all of it will go for bourbon.'

At Home with the Hard Boiled - "Hey Marsha how 'bout some bourbon..."

Deep dish bourbon

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"Say - this electronic bourbon isn't bad."

Pirate

Theorbo

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Of Mice and Men.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

French horn.

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

Somewhere in France

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

Easter bunny Island.

The Bronze Age of Television

'Good God! You want paternity leave again! That'll be the sixth time this year!'

Claudius Monteverdi.

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

Arturo Sandoval