"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"
Burrow Buff Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the quirky charm of burrow buffs? Our collection offers witty, artistic, and playful items that celebrate the inventive and playful nature of these creative enthusiasts. Whether they're into building, decorating, or just embracing their love for crafty characters, you'll find a memorable gift that sparks joy and creativity.
"Wow. . . what's that?!"
'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'
"Beanirrito"
'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'
Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.
A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'
'Can I have flies with that'
Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?
'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'
Body Systems
RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...
Dear Folks, it's lonely at the top.
'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'
'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'
"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."
"Our French chef just quit, so instead of the crepes you ordered, I made a breakfast burrito."
Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'
'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'
Too much Inflammation
'Its a dogwood tree. I can tell by its bark.'
Big Boy Foot
"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."
'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'
Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...
The Troposhere
The salary was terrific, but something about Sally's new job made her very uneasy.
"Dangerous? Nah, I could count on one hand the number of times he's bitten me."
Love, death and grammar.
It's always good idea to check your burrito butt.
'Double cheeseburger, large drink, fries, apple pie, chocolate sundae and an antacid, please.'
Terry Wogan
'I'm sorry Daisy. Things can never be the same between us!'
'Look at the Doris! You wouldn't get that choice in Spain or Italy.'
Dog
Burrow Buff Gifts Collection
Burrow Buff Mugs
Discover a range of mugs that celebrate the creative charm of burrow buffs—fun designs perfect for their daily brew.
Burrow Buff Pillows
Find playful pillows inspired by burrow buff creativity—comfort and charm in one cozy package.
Burrow Buff Prints
Decorate with prints that capture the fun spirit of burrow buffs—bright, quirky, and utterly unique.
Burrow Buff T-Shirts
Explore t-shirts that showcase the whimsical world of burrow buffs—ideal for expressing their creative personality.