Burrow Enthusiast Gifts

'Oops, sorry...'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

At the signing of William C.Lockland's latest best selling wheelbarrow.

'Space is not an issue: I'll just dig out a few more rooms...'

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos.

"I spy the weekend!"

The Latest in Wheelburros

'Now that WE'VE found the secret message we will respond by not telling anyone.'

Telescopes at the top of a mountain.

Safe harbour

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

'He's going to need more bourbon.'

"Holy cow! This is bourbon!" "My husband is from Kentucky."

The Water Diviner

When moles dream...

Cornrows

"I think our babies are due to hatch any time soon Darling: the whole bird-watching club is camped below our nest with binoculars..."

When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.

NOT 2B

'The growing field of lawn enforcement'.

'No fish, but Junior made his first burp word.'

Fancy portrait of the gentleman who killed the greatest number of small birds. [To be hung up in all sparrow clubs]

"I just saw a hipster age perceptibly."

'Brakes! I said brakes ,Miss Medley. Unfortunately we don't have an anchor.'

'If you don't mind, I'll spot my own fish!'

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

"No, son, not a nuclear war. That's just the fact checker's heads exploding after Trump's State of the Union speech."