Burrow Bandit Gifts

The Water Diviner

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"First time pruning?"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fish talking about fisherman

Swimming Prankster

Artists of the wild west.

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

White Collar Crime.

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

Nannies Of The Old West

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

The Specimen Hunter

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

Silent music

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

'Space is not an issue: I'll just dig out a few more rooms...'

'You can't join the Federal Witness Protection program just to keep your friends from seeing your bald spot.'

When moles dream...

"Hello Mum? Great news! Brian has made you your own tunnel to our place so you can pop down any time to see if we're in."

'Oops, sorry...'

One more please.

"I tried to rob a bank and failed! I tried to steal an old ladies bag and failed! So why not use as my defense, the old saying, 'You can't blame a person for trying'?"

'No, Alex! This is our ‘A Penny For Your Thoughts' meeting. Stop throwing in your two cents worth!'

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

Help! Sold Short - And Where Did It Get Me?

'This catch and release thing is good, but Harry is abusing it.'

After Office