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The Water Diviner

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"First time pruning?"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

Fish talking about fisherman

Swimming Prankster

Artists of the wild west.

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

White Collar Crime.

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

Dear Folks, it's lonely at the top.

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

Nannies Of The Old West

'Hey, you little punks wouldn't be trying to swamp me, would you?'

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

The Specimen Hunter

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

Silent music

'Space is not an issue: I'll just dig out a few more rooms...'

'You can't join the Federal Witness Protection program just to keep your friends from seeing your bald spot.'

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

A tiny donkey with coffee, juice and pastries is at the door! Ah, the breakfast "burrito"!

When moles dream...

"I tried to rob a bank and failed! I tried to steal an old ladies bag and failed! So why not use as my defense, the old saying, 'You can't blame a person for trying'?"

"Hello Mum? Great news! Brian has made you your own tunnel to our place so you can pop down any time to see if we're in."

One more please.

'Oops, sorry...'

'This is a stick-up! Hand over your fish!'

'Tell me the truth...does this dead body make me look fat?'

'No, Alex! This is our ‘A Penny For Your Thoughts' meeting. Stop throwing in your two cents worth!'

Help! Sold Short - And Where Did It Get Me?

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