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When moles dream...

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

Team Leader

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Ghost School.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

Edna spots the ever elusive Loch Ness Monster.

Not The Real Me

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

Big bumpers.

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

'If it works, Andy, you can expect a visit from the skin fairy tonight, ready?'

'Space is not an issue: I'll just dig out a few more rooms...'

"I know about the tooth fairy, but I feel a bit young to be selling off my body parts!"

"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'."

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

The Water Diviner

'Oops, sorry...'

"Hello Mum? Great news! Brian has made you your own tunnel to our place so you can pop down any time to see if we're in."

Meet Aron Kowalski: The only person in the USA who hasn't been abducted by aliens...

Colin was always looking for new ways to communicate complex financial products.

"You're definitely descended from the apes. I'm descended from Adam and Eve."

"Artie, you would not believe what’s going on down there."

'All I did was tell him his bonds were backed by the full faith and credit of the U.S. government.'

'What do you mean 'don't expect miracles'? Why shouldn't I expect miracles?'

Hay-loes

'Near as I can understand, my folks come from Kansas, and the stork brought me.'

'Where have you been all your life? Everybody knows that zero coupon bonds are the way to go!'

"Cripes! I can't even see the end of my nose. Coffee first, then I'll look for my damn shadow."

"It's pulling to the left."