Burrow Architect T-Shirts

'I'm sorry, but we can only approve underground extensions for billionaire bunnies.'

"Hello Mum? Great news! Brian has made you your own tunnel to our place so you can pop down any time to see if we're in."

"Once again Fred, perfect temperature down there: we've dug a great wine-cellar!"

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Kritik's Korner

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Hansel and Gretal

Building Blocks.

'The roof needs icing.'

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

'That's my boy...'

'I hope you have planning permission for that?'

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

Building a gingerbread house

Dear Folks, it's lonely at the top.

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

A man comes home to his gingerbread house where his wife offers him cream soda.

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

(No caption). Woman looks at cookie sheet which contains two cookies. One is a frowning gingerbread man whose arm, leg and part of its stomach have been bitten off. The second cookie is a smiling gingerbread man who has a very full stomach.

'I need a new toy!'

'And the 4 years it took him to get the permit teaches him a lot about doing business in the U.S.'

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

'She is being impossible again.'

"Mmm...yes...scrumptious—I think we got it all."

'I hope no Gingerbread Men were harmed to build this cottage.'

Diet Sugar House.

'I've been telling people to eat organic for years, but did anybody want to listen to a witch? Of course not!'

'If you cut back on children, at least try to eat them before they nibble on your house.'

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

'I just figure out why this house isn't selling.'

'And, it's made from scratch not from a mix.'

"He was going to buy. Why'd you tell him it was made with real gingerbread?"

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof, you've got a nasty case of gingivitis, and to ice things off... yeast confection."

'Eww, when did this building get that hideous gargoyle?'