Burrow Architect T-Shirts

"Hello Mum? Great news! Brian has made you your own tunnel to our place so you can pop down any time to see if we're in."

"Once again Fred, perfect temperature down there: we've dug a great wine-cellar!"

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Building Blocks.

Hansel and Gretal

'The roof needs icing.'

'That's my boy...'

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

'I hope you have planning permission for that?'

Building a gingerbread house

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

A man comes home to his gingerbread house where his wife offers him cream soda.

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

'I need a new toy!'

'And the 4 years it took him to get the permit teaches him a lot about doing business in the U.S.'

'If you cut back on children, at least try to eat them before they nibble on your house.'

'I hope no Gingerbread Men were harmed to build this cottage.'

"Must go now Zelda. The builders have just arrived"

'She is being impossible again.'

'I've been telling people to eat organic for years, but did anybody want to listen to a witch? Of course not!'

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

"Mmm...yes...scrumptious—I think we got it all."

Diet Sugar House.

'And, it's made from scratch not from a mix.'

'Oh, he was bored with the toys within hours, but he's still enjoying the batteries.'

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof, you've got a nasty case of gingivitis, and to ice things off... yeast confection."

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

"You got sugar ants."

'Space is not an issue: I'll just dig out a few more rooms...'