Burrow Enthusiast Mugs

'Oops, sorry...'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

What's your contingency plan, Randy? My what? If a calamity of biblical proportions were to strike here in Canardville, would you flee across the bridge to Candorville? Or would you search in vain for a fallout-resistant bunker, before surrendering to the cruel inevitability of your demise? I ask just for the sake of discussion. No reason to panic. Totally unrelated: I just found out someone who's definitely not me is selling fallout bunkers at buy-this-now-if-you-want-to-live.com. Very bad man.

Dear Folks, it's lonely at the top.

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

At the signing of William C.Lockland's latest best selling wheelbarrow.

The Latest in Wheelburros

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos.

Paul the house sparrow, yet another of life's creatures undone by the David Attenborough cameras.

'Space is not an issue: I'll just dig out a few more rooms...'

"I spy the weekend!"

'Now that WE'VE found the secret message we will respond by not telling anyone.'

Safe harbour

Telescopes at the top of a mountain.

"Holy cow! This is bourbon!" "My husband is from Kentucky."

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

'He's going to need more bourbon.'

The Water Diviner

When moles dream...

"I think our babies are due to hatch any time soon Darling: the whole bird-watching club is camped below our nest with binoculars..."

Cornrows

When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.

NOT 2B

'The growing field of lawn enforcement'.

'No fish, but Junior made his first burp word.'

Fancy portrait of the gentleman who killed the greatest number of small birds. [To be hung up in all sparrow clubs]

'Brakes! I said brakes ,Miss Medley. Unfortunately we don't have an anchor.'

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

"I just saw a hipster age perceptibly."

'If you don't mind, I'll spot my own fish!'