Burrowing Mugs

When moles dream...

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

'Just look'in'

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

"Do NOT refresh this page."

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

Questions Online

Librarian Watches As Woman Climbs The Bookshelves

'As it's Sunday there will be 30 minutes browsing before the service begins.'

"I used to come here to browse. Now I graze."

His burro injured, Scotty hauls ass for the nearest town.

'Make sure you remove all the cookies when you're done.'

'Space is not an issue: I'll just dig out a few more rooms...'

"Slow down, I want to take a peek in Barneys!"

The Water Diviner

'Bored druids found a more pratical use for the stone circle'

"Been shopping all day - it's not my legs that are tired, it's my fingers!"

'Oops, sorry...'

"Stay tuned to 6, the channel to snooze by."

"Come on. I always browse the Mom and Pop stores before buying online."

"Hello Mum? Great news! Brian has made you your own tunnel to our place so you can pop down any time to see if we're in."

Cathy was becoming increasingly buy-curious.

Self Help ...Beg, Borrow, and Steal

'It's a beautiful day. Go out and click.'

"So...you drive stick."