Burrowing Pillows

When moles dream...

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

Dear Folks, it's lonely at the top.

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

'Oh wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

"Do NOT refresh this page."

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

I'm filling out my myface.com and I have a question. Rudy Park, tech genius, at your service. Should I pretend to be 10,12 or 26 years old? 32? I configure browsers, not fake personas! I think I'll play for the Broncos.

'Just look'in'

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

Questions Online

Librarian Watches As Woman Climbs The Bookshelves

'As it's Sunday there will be 30 minutes browsing before the service begins.'

"I used to come here to browse. Now I graze."

His burro injured, Scotty hauls ass for the nearest town.

'Make sure you remove all the cookies when you're done.'

'Space is not an issue: I'll just dig out a few more rooms...'

"Slow down, I want to take a peek in Barneys!"

The Water Diviner

'Bored druids found a more pratical use for the stone circle'

"Hello Mum? Great news! Brian has made you your own tunnel to our place so you can pop down any time to see if we're in."

Self Help ...Beg, Borrow, and Steal

"Come on. I always browse the Mom and Pop stores before buying online."

"Stay tuned to 6, the channel to snooze by."

"Been shopping all day - it's not my legs that are tired, it's my fingers!"

'Oops, sorry...'

Cathy was becoming increasingly buy-curious.

'It's a beautiful day. Go out and click.'