Bouldering Pillows

Librarian Watches As Woman Climbs The Bookshelves

"Here comes the really hard part!"

'Since you're new to rock climbing I thought I'd start you out slowly. Climb that boulder.'

'Bored druids found a more pratical use for the stone circle'

'The gentlemans washroom at the indoor bouldering comp'

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

Snowdonia expensive car park

'Barrel of beer to the madest person in the pub' strip

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

"Mom: Look what I made!"

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

I think I have a gilt complex.

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

'Nice bling!'

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

Bobsled Police.

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

"Cool bling bro!"

Bling Bling.

Child builds themselves a sled.

When moles dream...

'She must be the general...the one with the most bling on her chest.'

Directions for walker across several hills.

Early Interior Designers.

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

Bobsleigh practice.

"There's no need to call me names, Slime-Breath!"

'I said, 'Push bobsled, then jump in.'... Was I speaking just a little too fast?'

The Grim Rapper

'He's so rich when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'