Bouldering Gifts

Librarian Watches As Woman Climbs The Bookshelves

"Here comes the really hard part!"

'Since you're new to rock climbing I thought I'd start you out slowly. Climb that boulder.'

'Bored druids found a more pratical use for the stone circle'

'The gentlemans washroom at the indoor bouldering comp'

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

Snowdonia expensive car park

'Barrel of beer to the madest person in the pub' strip

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

"Mom: Look what I made!"

I think I have a gilt complex.

'Nice bling!'

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

Bobsled Police.

'Doug is determined to make it into the U.S. bobsled team for the 2014 Olympics.'

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

Bling Bling.

"Cool bling bro!"

Child builds themselves a sled.

When moles dream...

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

Directions for walker across several hills.

Early Interior Designers.

Bobsleigh practice.

'She must be the general...the one with the most bling on her chest.'

"There's no need to call me names, Slime-Breath!"

'I said, 'Push bobsled, then jump in.'... Was I speaking just a little too fast?'

Climbing into the bathtub